Showing posts with label Heaven. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Heaven. Show all posts

24.9.11

Heaven is........

 Staying in your pyjamas ALL DAY…and going to the shops in them doesn’t elicit stares, even though you know your hair looks like a 5 year old boy's who just woke up from a 12 hour sleep, and probably deserves a few second glances....in heaven bed head is a sign of wealth and all round AWESOMENESS.
 Fat free Tim Tams. Not only are they fat free, eating them has as many calories as the airy cloud you are floating on. Num Num Num and Num. A TV station totally devoted to Glee, Gossip Girl, The Vampire Diaries and Desperate Housewives, and there is no season finale...they just keep rolling, 24/7.....“Don’t stop believe’n, hold on to that feeling!’’
 The air smelling like baby breath, and the folds in their chubby baby necks. Have you ever smelt anything more delicious? If only Glade could bottle that smell and sell it, I wouldn’t have to wait for baby dust or heaven to get my smelly fix. Not having to spend hours learning to dance or play an instrument. When you get there, you are instantly gifted with ‘So you think you can Dance’ talent and Elton John fingers, and you can do both at the same time while singing like Beyonce. And even though everyone else has the same talent, everyone else will still think you are amazingly extraordinary.
 Time....time to read a whole book cover to cover. Time to sit on a swing in a park in the sun. Time to snuggle in bed with your partner and just talk...or kiss, a bit. Time to watch all the movies I love....starting with Gone With The Wind and ending with Secondhand Lions and Never Ending story falling somewhere in the middle.
 Throwing a decadent Christmas lunch and everyone I have ever loved past or present, dead or alive turns up....and we ALL get along. Your turn, finish this sentence. Heaven is.......................................